VAXXi

Asa. Deci dupa cum a scris si ieri, forumul s-a mutat pe alt server. Mai sunt niste erori, niste chestii de cusut si calcat, le reparam cat de repede

Sa mai ne jucam cu becurile Camere 1. Wolfman +1, o camera de vineri 2. Iulia+ 1, o camera de vineri 3. AndreiB + Laurentziu83, o camera de vineri 4. Tommy 5. Zmeul cel rau + 1, o camera de vineri seara 6. Sebian + 1, o camera de vineri 7. alx + 1, o camera de vineri 8. uskt2005+1, o camera de vineri 9. _romulus_ +1+1/2, o camera de vineri 10. nrares + ileana, o camera de vineri 11. xenna, o camera de vineri 12 pixel +1, o camera de vineri 13.Ovidiuc + 1,o camera de vineri 14. VAXXi + CrisR, o camera de vineri 15. Moshu & Co - o camera, vineri 16. Ami - o camera de vineri 17. Sharpe, o camera de vineri( neaparat cea cu nr: 13)!!! 18. Satori+Brainiac, o camera de vineri 19. Perfidus + 1 (eventual inca 1/2), o camera de vineri! 20. LucianM, o camera de sambata la bungalow Gratarul de vineri 1. moshu + 1 2. alx+1 3. ovidiuc+1 4. satoniac 5. vaxxi & crisr 6. nrares + ileana +2 kile palinca (nu va spun cat costa ca nu mai beti nici unul)+1 bax doze bere Ursus 7. Zmeul cel rau + inca cineva 8. seebianu' + inca cineva 9. uskt2005+1 10. iulia +1 11. Wolfman +1 12.Ami 13._romulus_ + 1 14. Laurentziu83 15. perfidus+1 16. Andreib Total gratar vineri seara 29 guri Plecari Plecare joi seara, dupa intalnirea de la Polivalenta, la drum de noapte: 1. satori si brainiac 2. vaxxi & crisr Plecare vineri ora 09.30 Petrom Europa: 1. ileana 2. alx

A fost pus counterul de la trafic.ro, si l-am scos dupa ce am observat ca statisticile lor nu corespundeau nici pe departe cu cele proprii (adicatelea, counterul lor arata mult mai putini vizitatori decat in realitate).

2 egale de 49-51 cm.

Pune-le pe toate mai bine ) mortale, sunt mai seci decat o nuca in mijlocul desertului A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here." A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you,"said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I went to the butcher's the other day to bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

FExplorer e pentru explorat toate fisierele din memoria telefonului, si de pe card, fisiere pe care "explorerul" de la Nokia nu le afiseaza. Profimail stie POP3. http://fuse.stc.cx/autolock/ sau http://www.iki.fi/jari.j.laaksonen sau "There is actually an auto keylock facility on the N70. If you go to Tools-Settings-Security-Phone & Sim you will see the option for Autolock Period. You need to choose a time in minutes and then enter your security code(default 12345 on most phones). Your keypad will then lock automatically. The only downside to this is you need to enter your security code again to unlock the keypad." In calendar, cand adaugi un nou meeting/event, pui alarma, si deruland mai jos ai optiunea "Repeat" care poate fi: daily, weekly, fortnightly, monthly, yearly.

Nu era foarte scumpa, il gasisem pe la http://www.autocomp.ru (da' sa dea naiba daca-l mai gasesc acum). Au o groaza de chestii misto astia (vezi computerul de bord), dar oricat am parlamentat cu ei (vorbesc o engleza extrem de proasta si stricata) n-am reusit sa obtin nici macar un manual/o schema de instalare de la ei. Asa ca nu stiu ce sa zic, cat de reale/functionale sunt. Vazusem si climatronicul, si computer de bord, si trip-meter, si bord dedicat Cielo, cu LCD... dar cum naiba le aducem d-acolo

Pai nu, asta-i tot. Se pare ca e pe lant distributia: Chevrolet Lumina Timing Chain Kit 1990 - 1994 [CTC3048K] - 35$, kitul cu totul Cloyes Timing Chain - 22$, doar lantul Curelele se schimba de obicei la 60 mii km, unii producatori merg pana la 90 mii km; in cazul lanturilor, n-am gasit nici un interval anume, decat ca se schimba tot kitul atunci cand refaci motorul

Din ce an e masina ?

Arata ca un animal orb urat.

Deci aprindem lumina si ne organizam: Gratarul de vineri: 1. ileana - gratar 2. alx+1 3. ovidiuc+1 4. satoniac 5. vaxxi & crisr Plecare vineri ora 09.30 Petrom Europa: 1. ileana 2. alx

Vezi p-aici: http://www.gmclub.ro/forum/index.php?s=&am...st&p=164867 http://www.gmclub.ro/forum/index.php?s=&am...st&p=235954

Da' ce-are ? daca avea un font mic-mic-mic-mic si un monitor mare-mare-mare-mare, poate incapeau

Se schimba software-ul telefonului ("sistemul de operare" al telefonului, impreuna cu chestiile specifice "brandingului" facut de operatori, vin intr-o memorie read-only, care poate fi scrisa insa cu un anumit echipament). Practic, ca sa zic asa ... e ca si cum Windows-ul ar veni in versiunea "Windows Special Motorola" preinstalat cu un wallpaper anume (pe care nu poti sa-l schimbi), dar tu poti sa-l stergi si sa pui in loc "Windows" normal, fara restrictii

#1: On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. "I'll be right back and we'll go to eat," she told her husband and carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator. As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already aboard. Both were black. One of them was tall...very tall...an intimidating figure. The woman froze. Her first thought was: These two are going to rob me. Her next thought was: Don't be a bigot; they look like perfectly nice gentlemen. But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear immobilized her. She stood and stared at the two men. She felt anxious, flustered and ashamed. She hoped they didn't read her mind but Gosh, they had to know what she was thinking!!! Her hesitation about joining them in the elevator was all too obvious now. Her face was flushed. She couldn't just stand there, so with a mighty effort of will she picked up one foot and stepped forward and followed with the other foot and was on the elevator. Avoiding eye contact, she turned around stiffly and faced the elevator doors as they closed. A second passed, and the another second, and then another. Her fear increased! The elevator didn't move. Panic consumed her. My God, she thought, I'm trapped and about to be robbed! Her heart plummeted. Perspiration poured from very pore. Then one of the men said, "Hit the floor." Instinct told her to do what they told her. The bucket of quarters flew upwards as she threw out her arms and collapsed on the elevator floor. A shower of coins rained down on her. Take my money and spare me, she prayed. More seconds passed. She heard one of the men say politely, "Ma'am, if you'll just tell us what floor you're going to, we'll push the button." The one who said it had a little trouble getting the words out. He was trying mightily to hold in a belly laugh. The woman lifted her head and looked up at the two men. They reached down to help her up. Confused, she struggled to her feet. "When I told my friend here to hit the floor," said the average sized one, "I meant that he should hit the elevator button for our floor. I didn't mean for you to hit the floor, ma'am." He spoke genially. He bit his lip. It was obvious he was having a hard time not laughing. The woman thought: My God, what a spectacle I've made of myself. She was too humiliated to speak. She wanted to blurt out an apology, but words failed her. How do you apologize to two perfectly respectable gentlemen for behaving as though they were going to rob you? She didn't know what to say. The three of them gathered up the strewn quarters and refilled her bucket. When the elevator arrived at her floor they then insisted on walking her to her room. She seemed a little unsteady on her feet, and they were afraid she might not make it down the corridor. At her door they bid her a good evening. As she slipped into her room she could hear them roaring with laughter as they walked back to the elevator. The woman brushed herself off. She pulled herself together and went downstairs for dinner with her husband. The next morning, flowers were delivered to her room - a dozen roses. Attached to EACH rose was a crisp one hundred dollar bill. The card said: "Thanks for the best laugh we've had in years." It was signed: Eddie Murphy, Michael Jordan #2: Bush il suna pe Base pe firul rosu: - Traienel! Nu ma lasa! In urma crizei economice cu care ne confruntam America a ramas fara toate fabricile de prezervative. O adevarata catastrofa pentru poporul american! - Jorjel, - raspunde Base, - tu stii ca poporul roman este totdeauna gata sa-ti sara in ajutor. Vom face tot ce sta in puterile noastre. - Tot ce te rog, - zise Bush, - este sa ne trimiti 1 milion de prezervative cat mai curand posibil. - Da, vom rezolva imediat, - il linisteste Base - Minunat, - se bucura Bush, - da' ai putea sa mai faci ceva? - Ce anume? - Prezervativele sa fie cu dunga albastra, sa aiba lungimea 20 cm si diametrul de 5 cm? "Ia te uita ce penisuri la americanii astia !!" nu-si putu stapani un gand invidios, dar cu glas tare Base zise: - Fleacuri, Jorjel. Imediat dupa convorbirea cu Bush, Base il suna pe responsabilul cu producerea prezervativelor: - Asculta, avem o comanda urgenta. Trebuie sa facem 1 milion de prezervative si sa le expediem la Washington. - Puteti considera ca deja a fost executata comanda! - raspunse omul. - Mai e o mica problema, - zise Base, - prezervativele sa fie cu dunga albastra, sa aiba lungimea de 20 cm si diametrul de 5 cm. - Asta-i simplu de facut, -spuse responsabilul. Mai este ceva? - Da, - spuse Base, - pe fiecare prezervativ sa se tipareasca vizibil "MADE IN ROMANIA. MEDIUM SIZE". #3 (de pe rlug citire) esti tu retardat misogin ok hai sa iti demonstrez vom juca bambilici ca sa aflam adevarul incepe tu bambilici? zi un numar 5 6 te`am batut incepe 5 miliarde 5 miliarde 1 am castigat daca esti asa destept, de ce nu incepi tu jocul ok -5 -10 fffffrrrrraaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeereeeeeeeeee ok sunt proasta

http://www.jetway.com.tw/evisn/download/ Vezi jos daca se potriveste vreun model.

Apesi ambreiaj, scoti la punctul mort, ridici ambreiaj, apesi iar ambreiaj, bagi in viteza, ridici ambreiaj Asta era pe vremea camioanelor RABA, care nu aveau sincroane, si nu puteai sa treci din viteza Y in viteza Y-1 direct.

Stii gresit

5 minute inainte, fata de ce ? ceasul serverului e sincronizat cu alte 4 servere de timp de pe Internet, teoretic ar trebui sa fie cel mai precis.

@Moshu: joaca-te la setarile de ceas, de-aici. Trebuie sa fie pe GMT+2 cu DST bifat. @Ileana: gata, reparat.

E din cauza caracterului special "|". Am schimbat codul, merge acum.

Daca NU citesti acest mesaj vei primi 1000 RON. Prea tarziu, l-ai citit. Trimite mai departe, e incredibil... chiar functioneaza... si eu l-am citit si nu am primit 1000 RON!

Uite aici o idee. Ideal ar fi sa dai jos fetele de usi, si sa pui vaselina pe toate mecanismele de deschidere; motorasul (actuatorul) inchiderii centralizate nu e foarte puternic, si daca tija pe care o trage el pentru a deschide usa ingheata, n-ar forta destula s-o actioneze. In cazuri extreme, merge sa incalzesti nitel cheia cu bricheta si sa dai usor-usor pana poti deschide portiera. Un sfat personal ar fi sa nu tragi doar de manerul de plastic cand e foarte frig, pentru ca risti sa-l rupi.

Teoretic, trebuia sa citesti la www.112.ro, dar nu le merge saitul De la http://www.politiaromana.ro/112.htm citire: Deci, nu prea vad unde este urgenta in faptul ca vrea politistul sa-ti ia tie carnetul pentru o fapta discutabila. Refuzi sa semnezi procesul si faci contestatie, dar nu vad cum s-ar putea incadra suspendarea permisului tau de conducere la "situatii de urgenta".

Pentru o chestie "grosolana" (adica, o chestie care intra la latitudinea agentului, nefiind explicit definita in lege), nu semnezi si gata. Te duci la proces si sustii cauza, cand e carnetul in joc.