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(Balkan version) =))

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Mi-au sarit castile de pe urechi.

Daca am boala pe vecini le pun melodia asta la boxe si fug de acasa.

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Era sa lesin pe birou de la atata ras! =)) =))

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Noi avem grija sa va tinem copii departe de strazi si avem grija de banii lor de buzunar... post-6093-1206126109_thumb.jpg

 

 

Amatori de senzatii tari? Poftiti pe la noi... > :)

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Pentru toti cei care cred ca "numai in Romania se intampla asa ceva", "in afara e asa si pe dincolo", "acolo toti circula ordonat":

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/...move-to-canada/

 

Often times, white people get frustrated with the state of their country. They do not like the President, or Congress, or the health care system, or the illegal status of Marijuana. Whenever they are presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first instinct is to threaten to move to Canada.

 

For example, if you are watching TV with white people and there is a piece on the news about that they do not agree with, they are likely to declare ?ok, that?s it, I?m moving to Canada.?

 

Though they will never actually move to Canada, the act of declaring that they are willing to undertake the journey is very symbolic in white culture. It shows that their dedication to their lifestyle and beliefs are so strong, that they would consider packing up their entire lives and moving to a country that is only slightly different to the one they live in now.

 

Within white culture, it is agreed upon that if Canada had better weather it would be a perfect place.

 

Being aware that this information can be used quite easily to gain the trust of white people. Whenever they say, ?I?m moving to Canada,? you must immediately respond with ?I have relatives in Canada.?

 

They will then expect you to tell them about how Canada has a perfect healthcare system, legalized everything, and no crime. Though not true, it will reassure them that they are making the right choice by saying they want to move there.

 

But be warned, they will reference you in future conversations and possibly call on you to settle disputes about Canadian tax rates. So use this advice only if you plan to do some basic research.

 

Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe.

 

Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere.

 

Si asta e facuta de americani pentru americani. =)) Desi nu pot sa fiu de acord cu notele, europenii ameninta ca se muta in Congo.

 

PS: Cititi toate capitolele din blogul asta: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com

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La ce ora trebuie sa fiu treaz ca sa fiu singur pe aici ?

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ADMINUL VEGHEAZA !

 

(tunsoarea e pentru impresia artistica si economie la sampon)

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Neshte rusi s-au dus la pescuit, au parcat masinile pe lacul inghetat, si s-au dus sa dea la copca. Insa, nu era CHIAR ATAT de inghetat ...

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Pacat de Moskvitch-ul ala...

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:) ) Eu cred ca nici nu stiau ca e un lac acolo...

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Eu cred ca nici nu venisera la pescuit...

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Mda, e nasol s-o ai mare. Auzi- sa ancorezi o nava de croaziera la un loc cu tancurile petroliere si navele-container...

 

LE: "s-o ai mare"- ma refeream la barcuta aia

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Mda, e nasol s-o ai mare.

Asta e consolare? :) )

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Dac-asculti si Parazitii si muzica tiganeasca

Te invit sa-ti bagi p#l@-n ma-ta ...nimeni n-o sa te opreasca

 

> :) > :) > :)

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Daaa, asta cam asa ceva canta: :D

Parazitii - Unu pentru toti

Mi-am tatuat pe cuvânt_urât o cuvânt_urât mai mare, azi-noapte

Iar pe spate mi-am tatuat cutremuru` din 77

In 7 zile din 7 asta se rupe

Si tipa in cuvânt_urât parca se dah pe derdelush cand se cuvânt_urât

Sa nu te imbraci in iepuras ca n-am fetishuri bizare

Si te tai, te jupai si apoi te arunc in tigaie[?]

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In text e acelasi cuvant_urat de fiecare data sau e vorba de cuvant_urat, de cuvant_urat si de cuvant_urat? =))

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Daa.. in reverse order ;)

Vad ca te-ai prins, va trebui si tie sa-ti tai tai capul si sa te arunc in tigaie :D

Asa patesc toti cei care se prind ;)

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