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BR RC dau la orice ora. Chiar nu-mi fac un titlu de glorie din asta, dar, cum spuneai si tu, accidente se pot intampla. Nu lucrez la calitate sau imbuteliere dar orice afecteaza imaginea firmei ma atinge indirect si pe mine. Asa ca daca pot ajuta o fac chiar daca trebuie sa-mi cer scuze publice in numele colegilor mei.

Chiar nimic Spre deosebire de altii noi stim sa ne recunoastem vina atunci cand e cazul.

Te rog sa-mi trimiti pe PM numarul tau de telefon, maine o sa te contacteze un reprezentant al firmei. In mod sigur s-a intamplat un accident regretabil. Pana atunci poate imi faci o poza cu codul de bare. Multumesc.

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Nici urarile mele nu puteau lipsi, asa ca La Multi Ani Ioana si sa n-o necajesti pe mamica (prea tare) La Multi Ani micutule gigant. Na, ca am corectat. si ca sa fie ca mine nu ca voi : LA MULTI ANI ILEANA !!

alx, poza cu mireasa e fara blitz, batea soarele printre crengile copacilor.

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Fuji FinePix5500, setari AUTO, poze interior cu blitz, facute weekendul acesta

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN. 2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. 9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. 11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. 12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY. 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERTLY CAUCASIAN. 3. He does not GET LOST - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. 5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL. 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION. 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY. 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED. 10. He is not a WANKER - He is an OWNER OPERATOR Anniversary Three guys were sitting in a bar. One was a doctor, one a lawyer, and the other a biker. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring, and a new Mercedes. I figure that if she doesn't like the ring, she will at least like the Mercedes, and know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said; "Well, my past anniversary I got my wife a string of pearls and also a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least like the trip, and know that I love her." The biker then took a big swig of his beer and said; " Yah, well for my anniversary I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, she could go fac herself." What's for Lunch? A Harley rider, a Honda rider and a Suzuki rider all worked together building a skyscraper. They were eating lunch together one day on the 30th floor structure. The Harley rider said, "Man, chicken again. If I have chicken in my bucket tomorrow, I'm jumping!" The Honda rider said, "Crap, bologna again. If I have bologna in my bucket tomorrow, I'll jump, too!" The Suzuki rider said, "Well, I've got rice again and if I have rice tomorrow, I'll jump, too!" The next day the Harley rider opened his bucket, had chicken, and jumped. The Honda rider had bologna and jumped. The Suzuki rider had rice, he jumped, too. The funerals were held together and the wives of the three were talking. The Harley widow said, "If I had only known I would not have packed chicken". The Honda widow said the same about bologna. The Suzuki widow just shrugged her shoulders and said, "Don't blame me, he packed his own lunch!" Dude's New Harley This dude always dreamed of owning a Harley-Davidson motorcycle. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to his local dealer and he picks out the perfect bike. While getting all the paperwork together, the dealer tells him about an old bike trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The trick is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves. A few months later, the dude meets a woman and falls in love. She wants him to meet her parents so she asks him to come to dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parent's house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break and get stuck in doing the dishes. After a long fifteen minutes, the dude decides to speed things up. He reaches over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word. Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone. No one says a word. Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws HER on the table. They have even wilder sex. No one says a word. He is wondering what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline. The father says, "okay dammit, I'll do the fuckn' dishes!!!

Din pacate din ce in ce mai rar. Nu ma intreba de ce

Sotul catre sotie, in timp ce treceau cu masina noaptea printr-un sat: - Vezi draga, aici am facut noi prima oara dragoste, mai tii minte gardul asta pe care am facut-o? Sotia: - Hai sa o mai facem o data. Opresc autoturismul, se duc pe gardul respectiv si se apuca de treaba. Sotia se manifesta zgomotos, cu tipete, cu zgarieturi, iar la un moment dat lesina. Sotul termina treaba, o ia in brate, o suie in masina si porneste mai departe. Dupa vreo 30 de minute sotia isi revine, iar sotul o lauda: - Draga, ai fost exceptionala, nici prima data nu ai fost asa. La care sotia: - Da, draga, dar prima data nici gardul nu era electrificat. Care e diferenta dintre un set de anvelope si 365 de prezervative ? -Anvelopele sunt GoodYear, dar cele 365 de prezervative sunt un Very GoodYear.

http://www.says-it.com/seal/index.php Poate doriti sa va creati un sigiliu personalizat.

Sa fim bine intelesi, nu-i doresc nimanui asa ceva, dar nu crezi ca doua sute de euro in schimbul vietii e un pret cam mic? Incearca sa gandesti problema la modul asta. La cat pretuiesti viata ta si a celorlalti si o sa vezi si singur daca merita sa dai banii sau nu. Toate cele bune si multa sanatate.

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Li Po (701-762) Taking Leave of a Friend Blue mountains lie beyond the north wall; Round the city's eastern side flows the white water. Here we part, friend, once forever. You go ten thousand miles, drifting away Like an unrooted water-grass. Oh, the floating clouds and the thoughts of a wanderer! Oh, the sunset and the longing of an old friend! We ride away from each other, waving our hands, While our horses neigh softly, softly... Edgar Allan Poe (1809 - 1849) Annabel Lee It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden there lived whom you may know By the name of ANNABEL LEE; And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than to love and be loved by me. I was a child and she was a child, In this kingdom by the sea; But we loved with a love that was more than love- I and my Annabel Lee; With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven Coveted her and me. And this was the reason that, long ago, In this kingdom by the sea, A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling My beautiful Annabel Lee; So that her highborn kinsman came And bore her away from me, To shut her up in a sepulchre In this kingdom by the sea. The angels, not half so happy in heaven, Went envying her and me- Yes!- that was the reason (as all men know, In this kingdom by the sea) That the wind came out of the cloud by night, Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee. But our love it was stronger by far than the love Of those who were older than we- Of many far wiser than we- And neither the angels in heaven above, Nor the demons down under the sea, Can ever dissever my soul from the soul Of the beautiful Annabel Lee. For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side Of my darling- my darling- my life and my bride, In the sepulchre there by the sea, In her tomb by the sounding sea

Tommy, daca te mai prind pe la Ileana nu mai pupi tu trascau de Maramures. Lucian, las-o moarta, n-ai dreptate. Si daca ai avea nu asa se rezolva.

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Intelepciune romaneasca : Zicala 1: Daca într-o zi te simti inutil si deprimat, consoleaza-te cu gândul ca odata ai fost spermatozoidul cel mai rapid dintre toti. Zicala 2 : Daca femeia ar fi buna si Dumnezeu ar avea una. Zicala 3: Unii oameni iubesc asa de mult femeile lor încât, pentru a nu le uza, se folosesc de femeile altora. Zicala 4: Seful este ca zapada. Dupa ce dispare se face vremea frumoasa.

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Refuting relativism Relativism is the philosophical position that all points of view are equally valid and that all truth is relative to the individual. But, if we look further, we see that this proposition is not logical. In fact, it is self refuting. All truth is relative If all truth is relative, then the statement "All truth is relative" would be absolutely true. If it is absolutely true, then not all things are relative and the statement that "All truth is relative" is false. [*]There are no absolute truths The statement "There are no absolute truths" is an absolute statement which is supposed to be true. Therefore it is an absolute truth and "There are no absolute truths" is false. If there are no absolute truths, then you cannot believe anything absolutely at all, including that there are no absolute truths. Therefore, nothing could be really true for you - including relativism. [*]What is true for you is not true for me If what is true for me is that relativism is false, then is it true that relativism is false? If you say that it is true only for me that relativism is false, then I am believing something other than relativism; namely, that relativism is false. If that is true, then how can relativism be true? am I believing a premise that is true or false or neither? [*]If I believe that relativism is false, and if it is true only for me that it is false, then you must admit that it is absolutely true that I am believing that relativism false. If you admit that it is absolutely true that I am believing relativism is false, then relativism is defeated since you admit there is something absolutely true. [*]If I am believing in something other than relativism that is true, then there is something other than relativism that is true - even if it is only for me. If there is something other than relativism that is true, then relativism is false. [*]No one can know anything for sure If that is true, then we can know that we cannot know anything for sure which is self defeating. [*]That is your reality, not mine Is my reality really real? If my reality is different than yours, how can my reality contradict your reality? If yours and mine are equally real, how can two opposite realities that exclude each other really exist at the same time? [*]We all perceive what we want How do you know that statement is true? If we all perceive what we want, then what are you wanting to perceive? [*]You may not use logic to refute relativism Why not? Can you give me a logical reason why logic cannot be used? If you use relativism to refute logic, then on what basis is relativism (that nothing is absolutely true) able to refute logic which is based upon truth. If you use relativism to refute logic, then relativism has lost its relative status since it is used to absolutely refute the truth of something else. [*]We are only perceiving different aspects of the same reality. If our perceptions are contradictory, can either perception be trusted? Is truth self contradictory? [*]If it is true that we are perceiving different aspects of the same reality, then am I believing something that is false since I believe that your reality is not true? How then could they be the same reality? [*]If you are saying that it is merely my perception that is not true, then relativism is refuted. If I am believing something that is false, then relativism is not true since it holds that all views are equally valid. [*]If my reality is that your reality is false, then both cannot be true. If both are not true, then one of us (or both) is in error. If one or both of us is in error, then relativism is not true. [*]Relativism itself is excluded from the critique that it is absolute and self-refuting. On what basis do you simply exclude relativism from the critique of logic? [*]To exclude itself from the start is an admission of the logical problems inherent in its system of thought. Is this an arbitrary act? If so, does it justify your position? If it is not arbitrary, what criteria did you use to exclude it? If it were, then it wouldn't be true because it would be self refuting. If something is self refuting, then it isn't true. If you say you want to perceive truth, how do you know if you are not deceived? Simply desiring truth is no proof you have it. If it is true for me that relativism is false, then relativism (within me) holds the position that relativism is false. This is self-contradictory. If it is false for me that relativism is false, then relativism isn't true because what is true for me is not said to be true for me. If you say it is neither true or false, then relativism isn't true since it states that all views are equally valid and by not being, at least true, relativism is shown to be wrong. If you say no, then what is true for me is not true and relativism is false. If you say yes, then relativism is false.

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La cum ai pus problema raspunsul e NU. Daca puneai alte variante de raspuns era posibil si DA (daca intrarea in intersectie se face pe doua sau mai multe benzi)