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  2. Posted · Edited by nrares

    La o scoala din Cluj invatatoarea de la clasa a doua vine dupa pauza mare si ii intreaba pe copii:

    -Ce ati facut in pauza?

    Gigel, care era mai rasarit, ridica mina:

    - Eu m-am jucat in cutia cu nisip.

    Invatatoarea, pentru a da un exemplu cu care sa incurajeze pe cei ce invata bine si constant, spune:

    - Bravo Gigel, daca-mi scrii frumos pe tabla, fara nici o greseala, cuvintul "nisip", poti pleca azi cu doua ore mai devreme acasa.

    Gigel merge la tabla si scrie frumos si caligrafic cuvintul "nisip", fara nici o greseala.

    - Bravo Gigel, poti sa pleci azi cu doua ore mai devreme acasa - spune invatatoarea.

    Acum invatatoarea se intoarce catre Petrica si il intreaba:

    - Tu Petrica , ce ai facut in pauza?

    - Eu m-am jucat, cu Gigel, in cutia cu nisip!

    - Perfect, daca-mi scrii frumos pe tabla cuvintul "cutie" poti pleca si tu cu doua ore mai devreme acasa.

    Merge si Petrica la tabla si scrie frumos si ingrijit cuvintul "cutie".

    - Bravo Petrica, impecabil, fara nici o greseala, si tu poti pleca astazi cu doua ore mai devreme acasa.

    Intr-un sfirsit se intoarce invatatoarea catre Janos si il intreaba si pe el:

    - Tu Janos ce ai facut in pauza?

    - Eu vrut se joci si el cu beieti, cu nisip, dar ei nu o fost dragute la Janos si spus : " Merge in p... la mumeta de bozgor!".

    - Vai dar aceasta este o discriminare facuta unei minoritati nationale, ce are o influenta negativa asupra psihicului labil infantil si care va lasa sechele permanente, ce vor perturba profund dezvoltarea sa viitoare!

    Daca scrii frumos pe tabla "aceasta este o discriminare, facuta unei minoritati nationale, ce are o influenta negativa asupra psihicului labil infantil si care va lasa sechele permanente, ce vor perturba profund dezvoltarea sa viitoare", poti si tu sa pleci cu doua ore mai devreme acasa...

  13. Posted

    De la Oradea ai doua variante. Ori mai faci 60 de km pana la Debrecen si de acolo intri pe autostrada, ori mergi tot inainte spre Budapesta pe nationala si ajungi la autostrada doar cu vreo 30 de km inainte de Budapesta.

  16. Posted

    Eu propun ceva gen Milano sau Frankfurt.

     

    Interzicerea accesului SUV-urilor si a masinilor peste 3,5t in centrul orasului (un anumit perimetru). Prin asta cred ca s-ar degongestiona in jur de 10% traficul. Daca s-ar mai si lua permisele pe o durata de minim 3 luni celor care nu respecta regulile de circulatie, eu zic ca aprox. 50% din problema ar fi rezolvata.

  18. Posted

    Spune si ce-a patit operatorul de Help Desk, sau macar pune un disclaimer. :D

     

    ... Operatorul a fost concediat dupa aceasta discutie insa

    nimeni nu-l poate invinui. ...

     

    A spus dar era scrisul prea condensat. :)

  20. Posted

    Merg Ianosh si Pishta printr-o padure intunecata, merg ce merg, si pica Ianosh intr-o groapa adanca. Incearca Pishta sa-l scoata din groapa, dar degeaba, asa ca Ianosh incepe sa strige in gura mare dupa ajutor.

    Apare un tip imbracat in negru, pelerina neagra, palarie neagra, masca neagra la ochi, din doua miscari si trei sarituri, il scoate pe Ianosh din groapa. Inainte sa plece, isi lasa amprenta pe un copac: un "Z" mare inscriptionat cu sabia in coaja copacului.

    La care, Ianosh, mirat:

    - Zoli ?

     

     

    De Pasti, Mos Nicolae coboara scarile unui bloc si se intalneste cu iepurasul:

    - Sa nu cumva sa faci tampenia sa intri in vorba cu baba de la etajul doi!

  24. Posted

    In toate tarile din lume

    Ce pescuiesc civilizat,

    Exista pestele anume

    Ce sistematic i-agatzat.

     

    In SUA ton, Franta nisetru,

    Iar in Germania mult somn;

    De-ar trai astazi Sfintu' Petru

    Ar da la nada ca un domn.

     

    Crap la suezi si-n Danemarca,

    Si pastrav la elvetieni,

    Iar la turci Noe, cel cu arca

    Se spune ca dadea la mreni.

     

    Numai in Romania-mi pare

    De pescuit c-am sa ma las

    Ca rege peste exemplare

    E doar BELITUL de CARAS!

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    Si de la mine neste muzica irlandeza cu The Pogues. Toate cele 5 albume "Just Look Them Straight in the Eye and Say...Pogue Mahone!"

     

    1. The Pogues - The Aria (2:42)

    2. The Pogues - The Good, the Bad &ampamp; the Ugly (3:45)

    3. The Pogues - Haunted (3:29)

    4. The Pogues - Love Theme From Sid and Nancy (1:42)

    5. The Pogues - Junk Theme (2:56)

    6. The Pogues - Glued Up and Speeding (1:26)

    7. The Pogues - Paris (1:09)

    8. The Pogues - A Needle for Paddy Garcia (2:28)

    9. The Pogues - JB 57 (1:44)

    10. The Pogues - Bowery Snax/Spiked (3:53)

    11. The Pogues - Hot Dogs With Everything (2:50)

    12. The Pogues - Rince Del Emplacada (3:14)

    13. The Pogues - The Rake at the Gates of Hell (2:25)

    14. The Pogues - Turkish Song of the Damned (3:55)

    15. The Pogues - If I Should Fall From Grace With God (2:31)

    16. The Pogues - Battle March (2:22)

    17. The Pogues - Lullaby of London (4:48)

    18. The Pogues - Shanne Bradley (3:22)

    19. The Pogues - Streets of Sorrow (2:08)

    20. The Pogues - Thousands Are sailing (4:13)

    21. The Pogues - The Balinalee (2:57)

    22. The Pogues - Nicaragua Libré (2:36)

    23. The Pogues - Japan (3:02)

    24. The Pogues - The Kerry Polka (1:28)

    25. The Pogues - The Rocky Road to Dublin (3:13)

    26. The Pogues - Boys From the Vounty Hell (2:47)

    27. The Pogues - NW3 (2:52)

    28. The Pogues - The Donegal Express/The Hen and the Cock Are in Carrickmacross (3:46)

    29. The Pogues - Do You Believe in Magic? (2:42)

    30. The Pogues - Hot Asphalt (2:28)

    31. The Pogues - Danny Boy (3:25)

    32. The Pogues - Maggie May (4:28)

    33. The Pogues - Hanunted (3:34)

    34. The Pogues - The Travelling People (4:04)

    35. The Pogues - Eve of Destruction (3:38)

    36. The Pogues - My Baby's Gone (2:24)

    37. The Pogues - North Sea Holes (3:41)

    38. The Pogues - Garbo (aka In and Out) (2:45)

    39. The Pogues - Last of the McGee (2:45)

    40. The Pogues - Afro-Cuban Be-Bop (alt. mix.) (2:47)

    41. The Pogues - Young Ned of The Hill (3:46)

    42. The Pogues - Pinned Down/I'm alone in the Wilderness (4:48)

    43. The Pogues - When the Ship Comes in (3:11)

    44. 21 Waxies Dargle

    45. 01 repeal of the Licencing Laws

    46. 02 Dark Streets of London

    47. 03 Greenland Whale Fisheries

    48. 04 Streams of Whiskey

    49. 05 The Auld Triangle

    50. 06 Poor Paddy on the Railway

    51. 07 Sea Shanty

    52. 08 Transmetropolitan

    53. 09 Kitty

    54. 10 Boys From the County Hell

    55. 11 Connemara, Let's Go (aka Down in the Ground Where the Dead Men Go)

    56. 12 Billy's Bones

    57. 13 The Old Main Drag

    58. 14 Sally Maclennane

    59. 15 The Town That Never Sleeps

    60. 16 Something Wild

    61. 17 Driving Trough the City

    62. 18 Rainy Night in Soho

    63. 19 Fairytale of New York

    64. 20 Fairytale of New York

    65. 21 Fairytale of New York

    66. 22 Navigator

    67. 01 Sally Maclennane

    68. 02 A Pair of Brown Eyes

    69. 03 Kitty

    70. 04 Maggie May

    71. 05 Dirty Old Town

    72. 06 The Sickbed of Cuchulainn

    73. 07 Fiesta

    74. 08 If I Should Fall From Grace With God

    75. 09 Johnny Come Lately

    76. 10 Boat Train

    77. 11 Night Train to Lorca

    78. 12 The Mistletrush

    79. 13 Got a Lot of Livin' to Do

    80. 14 Victoria

    81. 15 Murder (version 1)

    82. 16 Lust for Vomit

    83. 17 The Wake of the Medusa

    84. 18 The Black Dogs Ditch

    85. 19 Aisling

    86. 20 Murder (version 2)

    87. 21 Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

    88. 22 Maidrín Rua

    89. 23 Johnny Come Lately

    90. 01 Johnny Was

    91. 02 Miss Otis Regrets-Just One of Those Things

    92. 03 All the Tears That I Cried

    93. 04 The One and Only

    94. 05 Afro-Cuban Be-Bop

    95. 06 Turkish Song of the Damned

    96. 07 London Calling

    97. 08 I Fought the Law

    98. 09 The Girl From Wadi-Hammamat

    99. 10 Moving to Moldovia

    100. 11 Call My Name

    101. 12 The Sun and the Moon

    102. 13 Living in a World Without Her

    103. 14 Who Said Romance is Dead-

    104. 15 Sound of the City Night

    105. 16 Four Clock in the Morning

    106. 17 The Star of the County Down

    107. 18 White Street

    108. 19 Medley- The recruiting Sergeant-The Rocky Road to Dublin-The Galway Races

    109. 20 The Parting Glass-Lord Santry's Fairest Daughter

    110. 21 Hidden Track

     

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