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Dar daca iti zic de unde era? Craiova :) Sper ca nu esti tu =))

Aaah, tu erai?! Damn, man, you caught me! :drinkers: Trebuia să-mi fi zis de forum, nene ;)

Un fel de adaptare după "ascult radio dooşunu"... "scriu pe dwcc.ro" =))

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Bine ca nu m-ai pus la gazeta =)) Deci nu esti tu...hm...trecem la urmatorul...tiboasca? smailmaiami (sau cum era nickul)...cine o mai fi din craiova... =))

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Eu stau si ma intreb o alta chestie: daca te apuca pasiunea si vrei sa-i smulgi de pe ea, nu risti sa-i intre sarma aia-n coor? :mrgreen:

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Sau sa iti ramana sarma intre dinti...

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Depinde de metoda fiecaruia :mrgreen: ...ar fi mijto sa-ti ramana sarma intre dinti si sa te intrebe femeia dup-aia: Draga, tu aveai sarma pe dinti, sa ti-i indrepti? Ca nu observasem! =))

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Pai, pana la urma e chiloti sau aparat dentar din matase?

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Cred ca ar putea avea ambele intrebuintari :D (pe langa cea de bentita, cum apare in film)

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Fara riscuri e o singura metoda, dar cica nu e funny =))

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Eu stau si ma intreb o alta chestie: daca te apuca pasiunea si vrei sa-i smulgi de pe ea, nu risti sa-i intre sarma aia-n coor? :mrgreen:

 

 

Sau sa iti ramana sarma intre dinti...

 

 

Depinde de metoda fiecaruia :mrgreen: ...ar fi mijto sa-ti ramana sarma intre dinti si sa te intrebe femeia dup-aia: Draga, tu aveai sarma pe dinti, sa ti-i indrepti? Ca nu observasem! =))

 

 

Sau sa-ti intre dracu-n ochi! Bine, noi astia cu :-B nu ne facem probleme, cu exceptia cazului in care ii scoatem (adica ne *&&^ ca chiorii) =))

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Tare asta!

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Ca gelatina.

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Sau sa-ti intre dracu-n ochi! Bine, noi astia cu :-B nu ne facem probleme, cu exceptia cazului in care ii scoatem (adica ne *&&^ ca chiorii) =))

 

Ha! Sa crezi tu ca va e mai bine. Daca se sparg lentilele si va intra sticla-n ochi?

Poare faci tetanos de la rugina...

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Ha! Sa crezi tu ca va e mai bine. Daca se sparg lentilele si va intra sticla-n ochi?

Poare faci tetanos de la rugina...

Neah, ca avem d-alea moderne de sticla organica :P

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Sticla organica sau orgasmica? :mrgreen:

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Sunteti niste perversi! In frunte cu ala de la Oradea...

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Sunteti niste perversi! In frunte cu ala de la Oradea...

 

Hmmm...sa inteleg ca nu ai gasit mulgatoarea potrivita? :D

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...sau ai vreun gust de coclit in gura si nu stii de la ce e? :mrgreen:

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Vorba ceea...hotul striga-n gura mare "uite hotul" - a se face analogie. :D

 

P.S. Macar noi recunoastem. Tu ai taria asta?

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bre, ia atentie care nu va puteti abtine de la joacele de noroc si pariat ...

 

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,25113643-13762,00.html

 

12-hour Viagra-fuelled orgy ends in death

 

THIS was one bet Sergey Tuganov was determined to win.

 

British newspaper, The Sun, reports the 28-year-old Russian man died after taking a bottle of Viagra pills for an apparent 12-hour sex romp. Two women told Moscow police they bet Tuganov $US4300 that he wouldn't be able to satisfy them during a non-stop half day sex marathon. The mechanic died of a heart attack minutes after winning the wager, Moscow police said. "We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do," said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina. Medics said he most likely died from the quantity of Viagra he had ingested. There are 30 pills in an average 100mg bottle of Viagra.

 

Vorba aia, macar a murit cu zambetul pe buze, nu ?

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Cate a luat? Inchid aia cosciugul?!

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Cine imi poate face rost de versurile la piesa asta? =)) =)) =))

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