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Pai Tommy, poti oricand sa ne dai scanat un formular completat de tine, pe ale mele le opreste toate sotia la dosarul de divort  <img src= )">

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Esti pe cale sa devii un om liber? :) Daca da.. felicitari domnule! Daca nu.. inseamna ca ai o doamna foooarte intelegatoare.

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D'apai eu mai stiu...cert e ca inca ne mai iubim dupa 10 ani, asta tot e ceva.

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Feisbook-ul la romani:

 

[saturday]

 

Ion is in a relationship with Mãrie.

 

Mãrie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this)

 

Mãrie is attending the event "Mulsul vacii" (Vaca lui Mãrie and Ion like this)

 

[Mãrie is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is actually attending Vasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Mãrie attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually attending]

 

Ion is now single.

 

Ion was invited to join group "Betivanii satului"

 

Ion and other 20 people are attending the event "Betie la crâsmã". (Crâsmarul likes this)

 

Ion set his status to: "supãrat sunt doamne, iarãsi supãrat"

 

Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mãrie's Wall

 

Mãrie finished attending Vasile.

 

Mãrie set her status to: "Foarte obositã. Sper sã mã pot trezi mâine sã merg la bisericã"

 

Vasile commented to Mãrie's status "Eu nici nu cred cã vin. Poate duminica viitoare"

 

 

 

[sunday]

 

Babele din sat are attending the event "Slujba de duminicã" (Popa satului, Pãrintele Iosif, Cantoru' and Clopotaru' like this)

 

Betivii satului missed the event "Slujba de duminicã" because of its interference with the event "Betia de duminicã" (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)

 

Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana and Clopotaru' like this)

 

 

 

[Monday]

 

Mãrie set her status to: "La spovedit..."

 

Ion commented on Mãrie's status: "Ce-i Mãrie, te-o prins rusinea?"

 

Mãrie also commented on her status: "Taci , Ioane cã esti prost"

 

Popa satului also commented on Mãrie's status:" :) ) :) )" (Primarul satului likes this..)

 

Vaca lu' Mãrie set her status to "Muuuuuuuuuu..."

 

Mãrie commented to Vaca lu' Mãrie status: "Ioi ce proastã îs, am uitat sã te mulg. Dupã spovedit vin si la tine. Paste pânã atunci" (Vaca lu' Mãrie likes this.)

 

Primarul satului added "spagã" and "corruption" to his activities (Popa satului likes this)

 

Sefu de Post set his status to: "La primãrie, la o vorbã cu primarul"

 

Primarul satului is now attending "Puscãria".(Bebitã sãpunaru' and all his friends like this)

 

 

 

[Tuesday]

 

Mãrie set her status to "Watching "fermier caut mireasã", so fac off"

 

Vaca lu' Mãrie exploded. (Ion likes this)

 

Mãrie commented: "vaaaaiii...o murit vaca...am uitat s-o mulg...mã omoarã tata când se întoarce de la crâsmã"

 

Popa satului also commented: "super, încã o înmormântare pe sãptãmâna asta" (Cantoru' and Popa Porno likes this)

 

Popa satului added "Praying" and "Porn" to his activities (Popa Porno and Pãrintele Iosif like this)

 

Popa satului, Pãrintele Iosif and Clopotaru' are now in a relationship and it's complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)

 

 

 

[Wednesday]

 

Popa satului set his status to "Zi de post, fiilor" (Babele satului like this;Betivii satului dislike this)

 

Tata lu Mãrie posted on Mãrie's Wall: "Ce ai fãcut cu vaca? Te omor"

 

Tata lu Mãrie killed Mãrie. (Ion and Popa Satului likes this. Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)

 

Tata lu Mãrie is now attending "Puscãria" along with Primarul Satului

 

Mãrie is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)

 

Vaca lu' Mãrie is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)

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Bre ... esti defazat :D .

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...cert e ca inca ne mai iubim dupa 10 ani, asta tot e ceva.

"... eu mă mândresc cu faptu' c-am avut răbdare" :mrgreen: :thumbl:

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Sper ca-ti dai seama cum suna asta...nu?!?! :mrgreen:

 

 

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=)) orice asemanare cu fapte sau personaje din lumea reala este pur intamplatoare...si deosebit de ciudata.

Edited by raven84

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Pai Tommy, poti oricand sa ne dai scanat un formular completat de tine, pe ale mele le opreste toate sotia la dosarul de divort  <img src= )">

 

Daca n-a ajuns biblioraft e inca ok.

Eu le fac in format electronic, sa salvez padurile.

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Se vede ca unii stiu despre ce-i vorba. Pe mine ma enerveaza reporteru' ala cand pune atatea intrebari celor care habar n-au.

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Doamne, ocroteste-i pe romani!

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Marfa CU kkt... =)) :shock:

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asta da ras: =)) =)) =))

Edited by lucius_1982

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Parca-i o masina fara benzina :D

EDIT: asta-i vinovatul :D

Edited by augustinionut
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Prea tari, am ras de ma doare burta :) )

Frumos rau Copoul.. si cat de multe sunt :) )

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