raven84 Posted February 9, 2011 Pai Tommy, poti oricand sa ne dai scanat un formular completat de tine, pe ale mele le opreste toate sotia la dosarul de divort )"> Share this post Link to post
Tommy Posted February 9, 2011 Esti pe cale sa devii un om liber? Daca da.. felicitari domnule! Daca nu.. inseamna ca ai o doamna foooarte intelegatoare. 1 Share this post Link to post
raven84 Posted February 9, 2011 D'apai eu mai stiu...cert e ca inca ne mai iubim dupa 10 ani, asta tot e ceva. Share this post Link to post
laurentziu83 Posted February 10, 2011 Feisbook-ul la romani: [saturday] Ion is in a relationship with Mãrie. Mãrie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this) Mãrie is attending the event "Mulsul vacii" (Vaca lui Mãrie and Ion like this) [Mãrie is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is actually attending Vasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Mãrie attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually attending] Ion is now single. Ion was invited to join group "Betivanii satului" Ion and other 20 people are attending the event "Betie la crâsmã". (Crâsmarul likes this) Ion set his status to: "supãrat sunt doamne, iarãsi supãrat" Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mãrie's Wall Mãrie finished attending Vasile. Mãrie set her status to: "Foarte obositã. Sper sã mã pot trezi mâine sã merg la bisericã" Vasile commented to Mãrie's status "Eu nici nu cred cã vin. Poate duminica viitoare" [sunday] Babele din sat are attending the event "Slujba de duminicã" (Popa satului, Pãrintele Iosif, Cantoru' and Clopotaru' like this) Betivii satului missed the event "Slujba de duminicã" because of its interference with the event "Betia de duminicã" (The Devil 666 Satana likes this) Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana and Clopotaru' like this) [Monday] Mãrie set her status to: "La spovedit..." Ion commented on Mãrie's status: "Ce-i Mãrie, te-o prins rusinea?" Mãrie also commented on her status: "Taci , Ioane cã esti prost" Popa satului also commented on Mãrie's status:" ) )" (Primarul satului likes this..) Vaca lu' Mãrie set her status to "Muuuuuuuuuu..." Mãrie commented to Vaca lu' Mãrie status: "Ioi ce proastã îs, am uitat sã te mulg. Dupã spovedit vin si la tine. Paste pânã atunci" (Vaca lu' Mãrie likes this.) Primarul satului added "spagã" and "corruption" to his activities (Popa satului likes this) Sefu de Post set his status to: "La primãrie, la o vorbã cu primarul" Primarul satului is now attending "Puscãria".(Bebitã sãpunaru' and all his friends like this) [Tuesday] Mãrie set her status to "Watching "fermier caut mireasã", so fac off" Vaca lu' Mãrie exploded. (Ion likes this) Mãrie commented: "vaaaaiii...o murit vaca...am uitat s-o mulg...mã omoarã tata când se întoarce de la crâsmã" Popa satului also commented: "super, încã o înmormântare pe sãptãmâna asta" (Cantoru' and Popa Porno likes this) Popa satului added "Praying" and "Porn" to his activities (Popa Porno and Pãrintele Iosif like this) Popa satului, Pãrintele Iosif and Clopotaru' are now in a relationship and it's complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this) [Wednesday] Popa satului set his status to "Zi de post, fiilor" (Babele satului like this;Betivii satului dislike this) Tata lu Mãrie posted on Mãrie's Wall: "Ce ai fãcut cu vaca? Te omor" Tata lu Mãrie killed Mãrie. (Ion and Popa Satului likes this. Vasile and other 25 people dislike this) Tata lu Mãrie is now attending "Puscãria" along with Primarul Satului Mãrie is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this) Vaca lu' Mãrie is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this) Share this post Link to post
EM!L Posted February 10, 2011 ...cert e ca inca ne mai iubim dupa 10 ani, asta tot e ceva. "... eu mă mândresc cu faptu' c-am avut răbdare" 2 Share this post Link to post
zeneseu Posted February 10, 2011 Sper ca-ti dai seama cum suna asta...nu?!?! 2 Share this post Link to post
raven84 Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) orice asemanare cu fapte sau personaje din lumea reala este pur intamplatoare...si deosebit de ciudata. Edited February 10, 2011 by raven84 Share this post Link to post
EM!L Posted February 10, 2011 ...si deosebit de ciudata. Whatever.. trebuia să scriu "tu te mândreşti cu faptu' că ai(/aţi) avut răbdare" Replica e inspirată de versurile Paraziţilor http://a5.sphotos.ak...5_4839118_n.jpg Share this post Link to post
madkat Posted February 10, 2011 Pai Tommy, poti oricand sa ne dai scanat un formular completat de tine, pe ale mele le opreste toate sotia la dosarul de divort )"> Daca n-a ajuns biblioraft e inca ok. Eu le fac in format electronic, sa salvez padurile. Share this post Link to post
EM!L Posted February 11, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E1jNQ-Qd10&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL 3 Share this post Link to post
Axel7 Posted February 11, 2011 Se vede ca unii stiu despre ce-i vorba. Pe mine ma enerveaza reporteru' ala cand pune atatea intrebari celor care habar n-au. Share this post Link to post
Tommy Posted February 11, 2011 Guvernul musca din pen.. http://www.zoso.ro/economie-de-litere/ Share this post Link to post
zeneseu Posted February 13, 2011 http://www.fernandop...g.blogspot.com/ Hai nene, fii sincer ... cat ai luat sa-l promovezi? Share this post Link to post
Zmeul cel rau Posted February 14, 2011 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQx8l8tYd8g Edited February 14, 2011 by Zmeul cel rau 4 Share this post Link to post
adostar Posted February 14, 2011 (edited) http://www.anunturi-az.ro/vand_dresuri_si_chiloti_purtati_375230.html Edited February 14, 2011 by adostar 1 Share this post Link to post
lucius_1982 Posted February 15, 2011 (edited) asta da ras: Edited February 15, 2011 by lucius_1982 Share this post Link to post
augustinionut Posted February 15, 2011 (edited) Parca-i o masina fara benzina EDIT: asta-i vinovatul Edited February 15, 2011 by augustinionut 1 Share this post Link to post
Englishman Posted February 15, 2011 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJdMGAMAynw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imBLIGbjvoE Edited February 15, 2011 by Englishman 4 Share this post Link to post
Tommy Posted February 15, 2011 Prea tari, am ras de ma doare burta ) Frumos rau Copoul.. si cat de multe sunt ) Share this post Link to post